Step into the world behind the legend. The Neckbeard Collection brings the lore of Neckbeard the Awesome Pirate and the shadowy Oldman Group straight into your hands—one irreverent, beautifully crafted piece at a time. From covert flags and executive tees to journals, mugs, and contraband pouches worthy of a pirate’s stash, every item is designed to feel like it fell through a wormhole from the story itself. Whether you’re here for the adventure, the mystery, or just the laugh, this is where fiction and fashion shake hands over a glass of rum.
Take a trip through the portal to Neckbeard’s Cove, the Etsy shop for official Neckbeard merch! Click on any of the products below to be transported to your destination.
Check back for more additions to the list of Neckbeard merch, or if you have a request for an item, shoot me a message, and maybe I can design something!!
Author Dennes Sims 